Nutella is awesome. Alcohol is awesome. Combine the two, and you have one of the greatest combinations anyone has ever come up with. Really, I’m surprised Nutella hasn’t done something like this yet. But hey, means more awesomeness for me.
You can do this recipe up in a half hour, plus a bit of chilling time in the fridge. I had the small glass as a night cap last night, and let me tell you, it is pretty fantastic. This is going down to Chicago with me for my con time this year, and I’m quite looking forward to it.
Take your Nutella, sugar, and vanilla extract, and heat over medium heat. Whisk the ingredients together, and slowly add your whipping cream in (at about a half a cup at a time I found gave me the best control over the mixture), whisking until smooth and creamy. Heat until it starts to simmer, and then remove from heat and cool to room temperature.
Once cooled, whisk in your vodka, and stir until combined. Take a sip. See if you’d like to add more vodka or not. (Two cups is just enough to be nicely boozy, but not overwhelmingly so.)
And then, pour into a bottle using a funnel, and chill in your fridge!
On my continuing citrus kick, I decided to make limoncello earlier this week. This is where all my leftover lemons came for the various other recipes I’ve been making. I went for the shorter end of infusing this time around, as I wanted a quick turn around time for using this in other recipes, but would be interested to see what a longer infusion time would do to this.
1 750 ml bottle of vodka (I used closer to 2 c, New Amsterdam vodka)
1.5 c sugar
1.5 c water
Take your Meyer lemons, and peel them so that the outer peels, and as little of the pith as possible, are removed. Take the peels, put them in a quart jar (or in a 750 bottle like I did), pour your vodka over them, and then seal the jar. Place the jar in a dark place, and let sit for four days at minimum, up to a month. The difference between pics two and three is what the vodka will look like after four days infusing.
After your four days, run the vodka through a mesh strainer (and additionally through a coffee filter if you have one) into a bowl.
Meanwhile, combine equal amounts sugar and water and heat over medium high heat, simmer until the sugar is dissolved, and then remove from heat to cool. Once cooled, mix with the vodka, and taste to decide whether or not you would like more sugar syrup in your limoncello. The recipe suggests starting out with 1 cup, and going from there to decide if you like the taste enough before adding more; I did this, and ended up adding a half cup more.
Once you’re at your ideal taste, run the limoncello through a funnel into your bottle, seal, and put in the freezer to chill. (You can put it in the fridge, but it will keep longer in the freezer, and will bring out the flavors better as it rests.)
This cake is my crowning glory. mithingthepoint originally made this back in the days of yore as a FFXII dessert for Balthier, and it pretty much had me from the initial list of ingredients. I’ve made it three times in my life, and none of them has been perfect, but this is pretty damn close. Time one, I didn’t have a springform and I’m 99% sure I screwed up the second layer pretty badly. Time two, I had the springform, but opened it too early, and it got all over everything.
And now, time 3. I got pretty much everything right this time around, except for the second layer – that still ended up a bit on the liquid side, likely because I didn’t beat the merengue/whipped cream bit of it for long enough. The result is still amazing.
This will take you several days to make. This has been sitting in my fridge for about a week now due to needing to pick up extra whipping cream and Kahlua for the final stage. It is worth every minute you put into it.
1 c hot brewed coffee (I used a leftover Pumpkin Spice Via I had from last year’s batch, this year’s is shit)
1/3 c hot melted butter
1 T vanilla extract
liberal amounts of Kahlua
16 oz white baking chocolate
1 stick unsalted butter
2 t vanilla extract
8 eggs, separated into yolks and whites
4 T white sugar
1.5 c heavy whipping cream
Kahlua Whipped Cream
2 c heavy whipping cream
.75 c powdered sugar
.5 t vanilla extract
2 T Kahlua
1.5 c powdered sugar
6 T Kahlua
Preheat your oven to 350. If your springform pan is not nonstick, grease and flour it, or put parchment paper in. In a large bowl, mix together all your dry ingredients (flour, sugar, cocoa powder, salt), and form a small well in the middle. Add the hot brewed coffee directly in the center of the well, followed by the melted butter, vanilla extract, and egg, like so:
Mix together, and pour into your springform. Bake for 30 to 45 minutes, until a toothpick comes out clean.
Then, take your Kahlua, and pour it all over the cake. Trust me. Just do it. The amount in picture two was about a quarter of a 750 ml bottle. Chill for at minimum an hour in the fridge. Longer is better here.
To make the mousse layer, melt together your stick of butter and your white chocolate over medium heat. (I started with the butter, and added the chocolate in small chunks, and that was honestly the best way to get it to the lovely smoothness in picture 3.) Then stir in the salt and vanilla, and whisk in the egg yolks (see picture 4 for what that looks like), and remove from heat. In a separate bowl, beat the egg whites with an electric mixer until foamy (see picture five), and slowly add the sugar in, beating until you get stiff peaks and the sugar is disolved, giving you a nice merengue. I probably didn’t do the eggs long enough here to get that. Fold into the white chocolate mixture. Then beat your heavy whipping cream until thick and firm, and then fold that into the mixture as well.
Pour the resulting confection over the soaked cake, and let it sit for one to two days. Mine sat for about five.
On the day you’re ready to serve the cake, make the Kahlua whipped cream and the glaze. For the whipped cream, work with all ingredients except the sugar cold, and start by using an electric mixer to beat the cream. Slowly add the sugar, followed by the vanilla, and finally the Kahlua, and beat until thick (see pictures 7 and 8 for what that should look like). If you properly did the confection layer, you will be able to safely open the springform and pour the whipped cream over the cake. If not, no worries, you can still pour the whipped cream on top of the cake in the springform and it’ll still work well.
For the glaze, work with the Kahlua cold, and mix it together with the powdered sugar (see picture 9). Pipe it over the edges of the cake and/or in an abstract fashion. If you’re like me and using this as an exercise in spite baking, you might, say write this:
Before glazing it over to be a bit more socially acceptable (see final picture).
Either way? Enjoy your ridiculously boozy decadent ass cake. You deserve it. Yes, you.
Sometimes, you just need a fun way to consume your booze (and to celebrate making it through yet another year). This nicely fills these criteria, and is cheap besides!
3 c chilled pink champagne (I used Martini sparkling rose)
1 c boiling water
3 envelopes Knox gelatine (they come in packages of 4)
1 3 oz package strawberry Jello
Mix your Jello and Knox powder in whatever you will be setting the Jello shots in (a 8×8 glass pan is recommended, I used a Glad container of about similar size), and pour in one cup of boiling water. Mix until the powder has dissolved.
Slowly pour in 3 c of champagne, stir gently, and allow the bubbles to pop until they’re almost all gone. Cover, and chill in the fridge for a minimum of four hours to set.
And then, cut into them and enjoy your jello shots!
So, my friend paintboxsoapworks has been talking about this apple butter a lot recently this fall, and I finally got her to write the recipe down. Because, seriously, apple butter plus bourbon and a vanilla bean? World of yes, there. Right about the time she posted it over on her blog Butter and Eggs, one of the jam stalls at the farmer’s market offered a 6 or so pound bag of Cortland apples for $6, so the stars aligned pretty perfectly on the timing for this. And what I got out of this recipe is gonna last me a while – that’s one quart jar and two 10 oz jars on that final picture.
The only alteration I will note on this recipe is that I did this entirely in my crockpot, as opposed to in the stove, and started the crockpot about halfway through peeling all the apples (which took about an hour total).
appx 5 lbs medium to large apples, peeled and chopped (I got a six pound bag of Cortlands)
.5 c water
.5 to 1 c dark brown sugar (I used 1 c, adjust based on your tastes)
3 T lemon juice
1 vanilla bean, split
ground nutmeg and cinnamon to taste
.25 to .5 c bourbon or whiskey (I used half a cup of Bulleit)
Combine all of your ingredients in a crockpot set to high, cover, and cook for approximately two and a half to three hours. Stir fairly frequently; the apples are ready when you can take them and smush them against the side of the pot with a spoon. The difference between pictures 1 and 2 is after approximately two hours of cooking on high.
Turn off the heat, remove your vanilla bean, and then take a stick blender (best gift I’ve ever gotten, seriously) and blend, until you get a silky sauce similar to picture 3. Give it a few extra passes, as there might be a chunk of apple or two that it misses. (If you don’t have one, a normal blender will probably work fine, but you’ll need to do it in batches, and it will be messier.)
Turn your crockpot back on to low, and cook for another half hour. Do a quick taste test at this point, and determine if you’d like to add more lemon, sugar, or spices. Hayley reminds you that hot apple butter is going to taste sweeter/stronger than after you’ve chilled it, but that the spices will continue to bloom once it’s chilling in the fridge.
You’ll know the butter is done once you’ve got a thick sauce that stands up in peaks when you drop it back into the pot (see: picture 3 for the beginnings of that). Do one last taste test, spoon into jars, and let cool before putting on the lids, and refrigerate/freeze as you so choose!
I’ll be using this on this morning’s midmorning snack – apple cherry bread from the farmer’s market.
So, this summer I’ve been trying my hand at infusing liquors, and I just made one of my all time favorites over the last two months. If you can get farmers market plums and blueberries for this, do so, it makes the resulting liquor taste amazing. This was supposed to be in one jar, but I only had the two quart jars, so I changed the recipe around a bit. Either way, the resulting liquor was the hit of the bachelorette party this weekend.
1 lb (about 4) plums, quartered (split between the two jars)
1 vanilla bean, halved (I ended up splitting two vanilla beans and putting one in each jar)
1 c sugar (split between the two jars)
2 c vodka (I basically just filled the jars with vodka, so it was likely closer to 3 c total)
Combine all ingredients in your jars, and screw on the lids tightly. Store in a dark place. For the first week, shake the jar daily to ensure that the sugar fully dissolves. After that, let it sit for a minimum of two months. Then, strain some off and enjoy!
I made this as a reward for getting through a damn long week, and let me tell you – it was absolutely worth it. The coffee was probably not the best in the world, as I do not have a dedicated coffee maker at home (I only usually get lattes out in the wild, and any use of coffee is either in making Kahlua, Bailey’s, or as a part of ice cream). I also didn’t use espresso, as I didn’t have it on me, but would probably change things a bit again.
However, I did have Ben and Jerry’s Bonaroo Buzz, good local coffee (Steep and Brew’s Highlander Grog), and pumpkin spice Kahlua (yes it is a thing and it is amaaaaazing). This would probably work if you needed to add a bit of milk to it too for your own personal tastes.
1 large scoop Ben and Jerry’s Bonaroo Buzz (or similar coffee/alcohol crunch flavored ice cream of choice)
4 oz fresh brewed coffee (or espresso, or latte, really, whatever works best for your tastes)
3 oz Kahlua (I used the pumpkin spice version I was able to find, best decision ever)
1.5 oz vodka
Scoop your ice cream into a bowl, pour the coffee over it, and then add your Kahlua and vodka. And then enjoy your caffieney alcoholic ice creamy goodness. Maybe while attempting not to set things on fire.